So, I walk up to this table ready to serve them and their kid is just sitting there drawing on the table with a red crayon. I take you deep, deep, veeerryyy deep breath, smile and say ‘Hi. Ill be your server today. What can I get you to drink?’ but what I really wanted to say was ‘Hi. Your kid is drawing all over the damn table I have to now scrub when you leave.’ Hah. People just dont understand.