ASTRAL PROJECTIONS

briana - 20 - 50% homo - have fun!
ask ALL the questions
go crazy

the-barghinator:

0h-well-castiel:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

okay so i have a story for u
i was on a bus (i live in london fyi) and normally on the second pair of doors there are like two glass windows on either side separating the seats from the space, so i decided to stand in the middle, because u know, i thought i would be safe, BUT OH LORD AND BEYOND I WAS WRONG
like, as soon as i got on i realised this wasnt gonna be a normal fuckin bus journey, because the bus driver was FUCKING MENTAL, his driving was super fast and he was swerving round corners like he gotta get home to watch his favourite tv show or s/t
so when the journey comes to an end, he pulls up to the stop, yet it wasn’t a gentle pull up (because remember, the bus driver was off his tits), it was like satan was taking the whole bus from behind, and remember the part where I said I was standing? yeah me too
so as my life flashed before my eyes i quickly put my hand out to stop myself from slamming into the glass, BUT TO MY SURPRISE THE GLASS WASN’T FUCKING THERE, THE GLASS HAD BETRAYED MY HANDS AND I HEARD SARAH MCLACHLAN SINGING IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
I FULL ON SMACKED A GUY IN THE FUCKING FACE WHO HAD JUST TURNED AROUND AND STOOD UP TO GET OFF THE BUS BECAUSE THE GLASS WAS NOT THERE
AND AS IF THIS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE, IN MY MIND I COULDN’T JUST SLAP AND LEAVE HIM, SO I DECIDED TO GENTLY STROKE HIS FACE, LIKE who the fuck, im so ashamed of my bus it lasted a good 5 seconds
i then slowly got off the bus and contemplated my life choices
and that was the day glass on a bus betrayed me 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY I’VE EVER READ

the-barghinator:

0h-well-castiel:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

okay so i have a story for u

i was on a bus (i live in london fyi) and normally on the second pair of doors there are like two glass windows on either side separating the seats from the space, so i decided to stand in the middle, because u know, i thought i would be safe, BUT OH LORD AND BEYOND I WAS WRONG

like, as soon as i got on i realised this wasnt gonna be a normal fuckin bus journey, because the bus driver was FUCKING MENTAL, his driving was super fast and he was swerving round corners like he gotta get home to watch his favourite tv show or s/t

so when the journey comes to an end, he pulls up to the stop, yet it wasn’t a gentle pull up (because remember, the bus driver was off his tits), it was like satan was taking the whole bus from behind, and remember the part where I said I was standing? yeah me too

so as my life flashed before my eyes i quickly put my hand out to stop myself from slamming into the glass, BUT TO MY SURPRISE THE GLASS WASN’T FUCKING THERE, THE GLASS HAD BETRAYED MY HANDS AND I HEARD SARAH MCLACHLAN SINGING IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

I FULL ON SMACKED A GUY IN THE FUCKING FACE WHO HAD JUST TURNED AROUND AND STOOD UP TO GET OFF THE BUS BECAUSE THE GLASS WAS NOT THERE

AND AS IF THIS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE, IN MY MIND I COULDN’T JUST SLAP AND LEAVE HIM, SO I DECIDED TO GENTLY STROKE HIS FACE, LIKE who the fuck, im so ashamed of my bus it lasted a good 5 seconds

i then slowly got off the bus and contemplated my life choices

and that was the day glass on a bus betrayed me 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY I’VE EVER READ

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK DOOO IT IF YOU WANT THAT DICK GET TO DICKIN BITCH

OMFG I LOVE YOU

ohhellobitchpudding said: no BRIANA FUCK HIM. FUCKKK HIMMM DON’T BE A WEENIE

BUT IM THE WEENIEST OF THEM ALL.

i just wanna fuck this guy but im at fucking coward soooooo

i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex

me (via sadmommy2010)

(Source: yamazakisoussuke)

khaleesikun:

modern ram!!

Straight haired person:
Just comb it!
Curly haired person:

socialapraxia:

pippiphooray:

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.

Always reblog

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

(Source: ziver)

mccaffeinated:

hibana:

charlesoberonn:

dirky-dirky-heart:

estavs:

zephyrcamida:

ruenis:

Why don’t more people know about the Hercules parody of the SnK OP it’s fantastic

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES?!

OMFG

This one has actually titans in it

Phil can be Levi or is that still too tall or

This fucking fandom. omg

Gay Pride was not born of a need to celebrate being gay, but our right to exist without persecution. So instead of wondering why there isn’t a Straight Pride movement, be thankful you don’t need one.

Anonymous (via hans-echo)

(Source: bakashte)

nenekantoku:

Do you ever stop and think that inside those titans there were two tiny kids. Because I do. And I cry like a baby.

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